when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
(Source: graceslick-, via asifigotareasontostare)
| English: | I love you |
| Spanish: | Te amo |
| Italian: | Ti amo |
| Russian: | Я люблю тебя |
| German: | Ich liebe dich |
| French: | Je t'aime |
| Tumblr: | Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe? |
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“What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”
(Source: takinoverswag, via fuckyeahflint)
………………….
Although I think they equipped Empoleon with better assets against cold.
empoleon was my best bitch in diamond
(via neenuhbee)
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
(Source: slimed, via advengertime)
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
(Source: itsjeremiah, via zahracanfeelitinherbones)
| other people's followers: | you're so pretty! |
| other people's followers: | date me? |
| other people's followers: | hello |
| other people's followers: | your blog is flawless! |
| other people's followers: | I love you! |
| other people's followers: | how was your day? |
| other people's followers: | you're awesome! |
| other people's followers: | dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter! |
| my followers: |
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant, via catmushrooms)
waght the fucjdkg
What on earth did I just watch? hahahahhaha
YES!
oh my god
OMG
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway)
