May 2012
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
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English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
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Look at the girl in the background
bubblierthanyou: . “What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”
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feministcrixus: amouremeline: f is for friends who dont talk to you u is for ur alone n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 
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other people's followers: you're so pretty!
other people's followers: date me?
other people's followers: hello
other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
other people's followers: I love you!
other people's followers: how was your day?
other people's followers: you're awesome!
other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
my followers:
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 
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A short horror story:
robotlauren: lilykyrie: where did the spider go? #ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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should i risk going to college without tights or not? idk :(
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trollface-mommy: h-styles: fuckme-1direction: nickiminiall: h-styles: theyre british what did you expect of course theyre gonna be pussies cant handle american women this is why we won the war oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle. how did your tea taste after we threw it in the harbor  bitch Salty?
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madeagoestohell: madeagoestohell: friending my school cafeteria lady on facebook was literally the best decision of my life
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karkats-crotch: what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
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lokings: plot twist tom hiddleston jumps on stage dressed as loki, steals a bafta and gives it to benedict
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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
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penotbutter: “REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS *16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*” i think i know why ur not tumblr famous
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amadari: icmCYRUNGI ON FACE BOOK I POSTED A PICTURE OF BROKC AS m y profile picture  and somOEM one commented
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nanflanagan: a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
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My life is like Friends, except no Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe or Joey, just Chandler in a room by himself laughing at his own jokes.
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second-bestbed asked: Red, pink, and yellow. :)
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i-just-sighed asked: Yellow and Pink :D
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cumberarse: It’s all fun and games until they show a clip of Sherlock falling from a building in the BAFTA clip.  
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