February 2012
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Meanwhile in Britain: Jesus christ this heat i'm sweating like a pig god everybody strip its a fucking heat wave hide yo kids get out the sun cream DON'T GO OUTSIDE IT'S TWELVE DEGREES OUT THERE
s0beringdrugs:
Yep i need a boyfriend. Offers ?
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Jenna: idek what jamjars is famous for
Me: idk, being a cunt
Gabby: LOL, idek, being a human jamjar?
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
thefartingmongoose:
franzis-frantic-thoughts:
timelordy-teganbreann:
the-final-horcrux:
avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
Can’t we obsess over them...
true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
and-we-danced:
OMG YES: DESPICABLE ME 2. IM SO EXCITED.
Hey guys...
nothinbutgeekon:
me: mcr
school: emo
me: ymas
school: emo
me: fob
school: emo
me: blink182
school: emo
me: you a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe
school: amazing music taste
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
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Anonymous asked: :)
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Single or not, reblog see what you get.
captainbl00d:
<3 = Im falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching disney films
;) = I like you a lot
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot.
;O = I want to be tumblr best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me
:| = You annoy me
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a tumblr relationship with you.
8=D I...
Other people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AT THE OSCARS ON BBC BREAKFAST
HE WAS I SAW HIM
THEY SPOKE TO HIM
IT JUST MADE MY DAY
mankey23:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
adrimnzr:
i wonder sometimes if david karp just like
while working he just stops
and freezes
and he just
“i run a website that is one of the most popular social networking sites out there right now
and people use it to post pictures of fictional homosexual japanese men fucking each other
and they call me daddy”
n0vascotia:
Tumblr has made me say legit all the time and you think I’m joking but I’m legit not
excellent
i haven’t felt this good in a while :3
i fucking love Gabby and his knowledge <3
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